Over the past couple of years, members of Krestovsky and The Agrarians have been doing some lowdown, dirty, loving, scabbed, and sometimes explicit recordings in a couple of pseudo-sacred basements. This record embodies the moods, emotions and afflictions of the types of people who consider basements to be a haven of Holy Music. It is comprised of 9 songs which share no other theme than “that which should happen on a Saturday night with a cold unquenchable thirst for table wine, put there by the jerks at work ”…It’s called Take Your Caddy to the Fairway, or Roll With Me Thunder. You can buy it (and others, if you wish) here.
The Well-Dressed stable has a new horse, and her name is The KrestArians. She is 2 parts The Agrarians and 2 parts Krestovsky. Her first full-length release is entitled “Take Your Caddy to the Fairway or Roll With Me, Thunder”, and it will be released by March 1st 2010.
Following the Krestarians’ release, beware of some things from Krestovsky and another new-ish face: The Knaves.
Please stay tuned so as not to miss anything important.
You are invited to hear Krestovsky and The Agrarians play live on WMUC (88.1, College Park, MD) on Sunday 1/17/10 at some point between 6-9pm. They will each be playing about a half-hour set of old and/or new songs. There will also be some Inside The Actor’s Studio-type interviewing/self-aggrandizing involved. Listen live on the web at http://www.wmuc.umd.edu/station/shows/1160.

The following is a message from The Agrarians:
The Agrarians will be performing as part of MT6 Records’ MT6-Fest on Saturday, November 14, 2009 at The Hexagon (1825 North Charles Street / Baltimore, Maryland 21201).
Doors open at 4:30, and the show begins at 5pm. Many musical artists will be performing; more information can be found at the following sites:
www.hexagonspace.com
www.mt6records.com
The Agrarians will be performing at 10pm or thereabouts.
Matt will also be performing with Bad Liquor Pond’s Dave Gibson in a project of theirs called The New Mystikal Troubadours. The performance should take place around 6pm or thereabouts and celebrates the MT6 Records’ release of The New Mystikal Troubadours.
More information regarding The New Mystikal Troubadours may be found here:
www.myspace.com/thenewmystikaltroubadours
Best,
Matt

OK, welcome to our new website. The store is now accepting orders, the band pages are updated (although admittedly quite minimalistic), and you can peruse the various releases by Krestovsky, The Agrarians, and Cincinnati Elite. We will soon post the links to the published reviews of their works. For now, watch some live concert footage of our bands and/or buy some cd’s. Or do nothing. Peace.
Hello there. We are working day and night to get this thing up and running again. Due to a general loss of interest, malaise, laziness, a mistaken stroke of the “delete” key, or all of the above, all content from the previous website by this name has been lost. But rest assured that you will soon (once again) be able to purchase any and all music released by bands such as Krestovsky and Wonderful Wankerz (the), as well as certain selections by The Agrarians and Cincinnati Elite.
You will also be able to follow Krestovsky’s magical journey through the annals of songdom as he retrieves previously recorded (and sometimes very old) material and posts it here.
Please bear with us as we take care of business. For now, feel free to watch some videos featuring Krestovsky, The(e) Agrarians, and Wonderful Wankerz, (the)
Have a good one!