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Europe Reviews SmashBoXXX

Posted in wonderful wankerz, News and Notes on October 8th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

Wonderful Wankerz, (the)’s new release “SmashBoXXX” has been reviewed by two of Europe’s most industrious online rags: Disagreement.net and The Bluesbunny.

You can find the reviews here and here.

And it should be noted that we still have plenty of copies available for purchase in our online store. If you order within the next 48 hours, Krestovsky will sign your copy at no additional cost (and if you want SDR to sign it as well, I’m sure he’ll oblige. You can ask him yourself.).

smash cover

OUT NOW!!!

Posted in wonderful wankerz, News and Notes, haste on September 7th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

SmashBoXXX, the second record from Wonderful Wankerz, (the), is now available for purchase in our online store. It’s probably the only great record ever released that has a misspelling of the band’s name on the front cover. You gotta love that, man. On this release, the Wankerz are continuing the work started by the great explorers centuries and centuries ago. They take the listener from America to Europe to the Carribean and back to America again. They tap into emotions that even the greatest psychologists have yet to identify. There are 8 songs, and you’ll love all of them more than you love your own face. So, to buy this masterpiece, go here.

For more information on the Wankerz, visit them on myspace.

SMASHBOXXX

Posted in wonderful wankerz, News and Notes, haste on September 6th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

Wonderful Wankerz, (the)’s sophomore record SMASHBOXXX is out of the box and ready to smash. Bear with us while we get it added to our online store. If you want to purchase a copy immediately, just send an email to welldressedrecords@gmail.com. If you can wait until later tonight, just check back then and order it direct from our store. More to come…

The center of your thighs…

Posted in Cincinnati Elite, Krestovsky, News and Notes, Agrarians on June 27th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

Read what happens when the folks at Bluesbunny drink a bottle of tequila and review Triumvirate Blues, Man.

Review of Triumvirate Blues, Man

Posted in Cincinnati Elite, Krestovsky, Agrarians on June 18th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

Disagreement, the Netherlands-based underground music zine, has published a review of Triumvirate Blues, Man. They hail Cincinnati Elite as “visceral Americana,” Krestovsky as “downright genius,” and The Agrarians as “a crazy hallucinogen cloud.” Also included is a discussion of Maryland’s general prominence-or-lack-of-prominence as a state worthy of rocking. Read the full review here.

Limited-Time Offer: Bye won, git won phree!

Posted in Cincinnati Elite, Krestovsky, News and Notes, Agrarians, haste on June 3rd, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

For the next week, if you purchase a copy of Triumvirate Blues, Man by Krestovsky, The Agrarians and Cincinnati Elite, you will receive a complimentary copy of Krestovsky’s Magnum Opus: The Great Plains. No strings attached, no shipping costs, no joke. If you already have a copy of The Great Plains, now you’ll have 2 copies. Give the extra to a friend, or sell it on Ebay. This offer ends at midnight on 6/10/2008, so act now! Go to our store (or see the post below this one) to order.

4 SALE: TRIUMVIRATE BLUES, MAN

Posted in Cincinnati Elite, Krestovsky, News and Notes, Agrarians, haste on May 11th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

We are thrilled to announce the birth of our newest child. Her name is TRIUMVIRATE BLUES, MAN, and she was the result of a menage-a-trois between Krestovsky, The Agrarians, and new-cummer Cincinnati Elite. Her conception was bloody, but her birth was clean. She is comprised of 12 songs (4 from each of her parents), and she is ready to go home with you (we are not capable of raising her ourselves…our love will only kill her)…so anyway, if you’re in need of love (or have a need to love something ), BUY HER. We promise she will behave. Just don’t send her to Catholic school…

Cincinnati Elite, Krestovsky, & The Agrarians
Triumvirate Blues, Man (2008)
Compact Disc, 3-way EP
$7 - free shipping

Oh, and by the way, we have other children in need of a home…you’ll find them in the same cage that holds our new-born…

“TRIUMVIRATE BLUES, MAN” not ready yet

Posted in News and Notes, haste on May 4th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

May 5th, 2008 was the original release date for TRIUMVIRATE BLUES, MAN , the highly anticipated 12-song 3-way EP between Cincinnati Elite, The(e) Agrarians, and Krestovsky. Sadly, that turns out to have been a completely realistic goal set by completely unrealistic people. We apologize to those whose calendars were marked. You’ll have to re-mark them. The new release date is Mother’s Day, 5/11/2008. Adjust your lives accordingly.

May 5: a Three-Way (without protection)

Posted in haste on April 18th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 1 Comments.

As previously mentioned, on May 5 2008 we will be releasing a split EP featuring Cincinnati Elite, The Agrarians, and Krestovsky. It will be called Triumvirate Blues,man , and it should be gosh-darn decent. If you haven’t heard Cincinnati Elite, go to his myspace page.

As always, it will be available in our online store. If you wish to pre-order, send an email to welldressedrecords@gmail.com.

Hibernation is Productive

Posted in haste on March 13th, 2008 by Welldressedrecords| | 0 Comments.

While it may seem like Well-Dressed Records has recently been coma-struck, rest assured: the gears are moving (and sometimes grinding), and some new releases will be coming soon. A 3-way EP between Krestovsky, The(e) Agrarians, and the Cincinnati Elite is the first on the docket, with an expected release date of 5/5/08. Isn’t that Cinco de Mayo? Anyway, following that will be Krestovsky’s next full-length and deeper into the Summer will be a retrofutureactive album by The(e) Agrarians.

Love you, keep in touch.